Name : Bernard Nickname : Tintenfisch Section 1 - History Town of birth : Portsmouth Least favourite nickname at school : do we have to go into this now? Years in Brum/Date of most recent visit : err..5ish years Length of time on BrumGoth : is this a trick q. entrance exam, so 5minutes Brumgoth you've known the longest : steve at a guess-don't know what he calls himself here though. "My first snog was really... : cool, was counting ships at the time, I think there was nine, but lost interest at that point for some reason" Section 2 - Geography Current Home : erdington Clubs commonly visited : edwards - oh dear thats a bit depressing, only one How often are you in Edwards No8 nightclub : pretty much every week Favourite pub in Brum : tricky, I'd have to go with scruffy murphys I think, none of the others seems to have any character (I don't count carpets that double as lifeforms) "The most amusing place I ever fell asleep was : A bush, once deliberately (scouts) once well I don't know what happened. I woke up after going out in southampton (69p a pint:) and my bedroom was a bit bigger and greener than I remembered. Worrying thing was I didn't even know southampton had a Common at that point - still made the 9am lecture although passed on the 10,11,etc." Section 3 - Biology Hair colour : Brown but dyed black Eye colour : green/hazel Height : 6' Weight : Buggered if I know, room for improvement or expansion Biological Sex : Male Gender (1-Male 10-Female) : Tell me about your mother... 1 if I'm relaxed, 10 if I've run out of time (can flap like a right bloody fairy) "The most public place I ever had sex was : Lancaster circus, the roundabout not the err circus." Section 4 - Maths Decade of birth : Seventies - now I'm starting to feel old, 1974 doesn't as bad Mental age : 12 Number of BrumGoths snogged : You don't come with labels and I still don't know the secret handshake - at least one. Number of BrumGoths you have ever shared a bed with : ditto - probably none "A BrumGoth in bed is worth : half a pound of grapes and 50p(whats this got to do with maths?)" Section 5 - Current Affairs Current profession : Electronics engineer >yawn< Current relationship status : doomed! (single) Currents of Raisins : Volts Section 6 - Music Favourite band/artist : Favourite five songs : 225 - new model army Walking in my shoes or It's no good - Depeche Mode almost anything by Slayer Through and Through - Life of Agony Sin or Heresy - NIN Favourite five albums : Future Perfect - VNV Nation Demanufacture - Fear Factory Crackle - Bauhaus Wither, Blister, Burn and Peel - Stabbing Westward Psalm 69 - Ministry Most annoying record ever written : sound of music - although there's a number of good songs from the 90's that I really can't stand anymore, e.g. NIN closer, etc. Section 7 - Cookery "Pizza is : really advanced cheese on toast." If we had a party, what could you make food-wise : roast potatoes and gravy Section 8 - Fashion Favourite item of clothing : all my favorites are more to do with where/when they came from, don't necessarily look good, or have any other redeeming value. err..can't think of one Most embarrassing item of clothing : one of the above or anything with a corporate logo on it Number of boots owned : 4 Number of combat trousers owned : 1 and they smell funny ! Number of stockings owned : christmas already ? Last clothing purchase : cyber t shirt thing Next clothing purchase : less smelly combats ?? I don't plan these things. "I would not be seen dead in Edwards No8 nightclub in : Colin, I was going to put my parents, but I think I'd like to see the expression on my dad's face! Oh hang on IN not WITH, No I think the answer can stand." Section 9 - Philosophy "The best way to make coffee is : in a washing machine - twin tub of course" How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? : I don't know, but I reckon its got to be more than the number of goths in the mercat on a saturday night cause it keeps getting darker. The best thing to do with a sleeping BrumGoth is : add a bit of green salad, a cherry tomato smoother with vinegrete and serve The most useful lesson I ever learnt on a Brumgoff night out is : Wales doesn't have much to offer the rest of the world other than slate, coal and fudge Any additional comments : Batteries? We're all doomed and I've got to do the washing up! Back

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