| Name : | Russell Sheridan Kelly |
| Nickname : | Sheridan |
| Section 1 - History |
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| Town of birth : | Clacton-on-Sea |
| Least favourite nickname at school : | Didn't have any. |
| Years in Brum/Date of most recent visit : | Um, over a decade, though I'm looking to move soon and Brum is one of the places I'm looking at, hence my appearance here now. |
| Length of time on BrumGoth : | About a day or two (not usually much of a lurker on mailing lists). |
| Brumgoth you've known the longest : | Tricky one this, depends who is/were Brumgoths - Steve (bwk), Libby, Cat (/think/ they've all been on this mailing list?) |
| "My first snog was really... : | Difficult to remember, as I was about seven at the time." |
| Section 2 - Geography |
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| Current Home : | London. |
| Clubs commonly visited : | Slimelight; B-movie; Gossips; Insanitorium (Colchester); Dark Trix (Basingstoke). |
| How often are you in Edwards No8 nightclub : | Not yet. |
| Favourite pub in Brum : | Which pubs are there (I know I could, and shall, look at the netgoth map, but you don't get the /whole/ story from that). |
| "The most amusing place I ever fell asleep was : | Slimes first time I went there (was the first all-night nightclub I'd ever been to)." |
| Section 3 - Biology |
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| Hair colour : | Dark brown / dyed black. |
| Eye colour : | Greenish/hazel. |
| Height : | 6'2 |
| Weight : | 13.0 or thereabouts. |
| Biological Sex : | Male. |
| Gender (1-Male 10-Female) : | 3/4. |
| "The most public place I ever had sex was : | Up a tree in a country park; in the playing field next to my home of the time; in a cinema while watching Jurassic Park with a bunch of Russian exchange students who were visiting my girlfriend of the time's school; or for some local interest, on a National Express coach as it was leaving Spaghetti Junction and heading towards Brum coach station." |
| Section 4 - Maths |
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| Decade of birth : | 1970s. |
| Mental age : | About 25-30 (ever since I was in my early teens, with occassional exceptions). |
| Number of BrumGoths snogged : | Think my current total runs at... 0. |
| Number of BrumGoths you have ever shared a bed with : | Probably the same as above, though could be mistaken (and where do I recognise these two questions from?) |
| "A BrumGoth in bed is worth : | ...two in the hand ;)" |
| Section 5 - Current Affairs |
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| Current profession : | Most recent work contract ended on Friday, I don't really have a profession as such - what's the job market over up in Brum? |
| Current relationship status : | Single. |
| Currents of Raisins : | Currants. Definitely (even if you can make rum from raisins). |
| Section 6 - Music |
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| Favourite band/artist : | Fields of the Nephilim; Siouxsie and the Banshees; Switchblade Symphony; Psychophile; etc... |
| Favourite five songs : | Satb - Rhapsody FotN - Love Under Will Qntal - Ad Mortem Festinamus Soper Aeternus - Soror Sui Excidium Laibach - Jesus Christ Superstar (most of these are subject to change).
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| Favourite five albums : | Satb - Peepshow The Creatures - Boomerang FotN - The Nephilim various artists - Gothic Rock (nostalgia isn't what it used to be).
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| Most annoying record ever written : | I don't have a TV and the only radio I listen to is Radio 4. This means I don't generally listen to annoying records :) |
| Section 7 - Cookery |
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| "Pizza is : | ...worth getting out of bed for. So is lasagne, chocolate, noodles, etc..." |
| If we had a party, what could you make food-wise : | Various veggie stuff - though I've really got out of practice at all this though :/ |
| Section 8 - Fashion |
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| Favourite item of clothing : | Stripy stuff (if only I had a pair of stripy stockings they'd be the item, but I can't find any). |
| Most embarrassing item of clothing : | Work shoes (I'm much more into boots). |
| Number of boots owned : | Two calf-length and about three of four pairs just past the ankle (about time I got another pair of boots). |
| Number of combat trousers owned : | Loads, but they're all over ten years old and don't fit me any more. |
| Number of stockings owned : | Knee-length socks and tights I can do, but I haven't found many pairs of stockings that fit me well enough (which is a pity as I /loooove/ them). |
| Last clothing purchase : | A pinstripe suit (I like stripes, though I now have two charity shop-purchase pinstripe suits, one of which is two large and the other is slightly two small). |
| Next clothing purchase : | Who knows what the future will bring? |
| "I would not be seen dead in Edwards No8 nightclub in : | I refuse to answer this question on grounds of lack of local knowledge :)" |
| Section 9 - Philosophy |
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| "The best way to make coffee is : | ...get someone else to do it (you taste my coffee and you'd agree)." |
| How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? : | * lightbulb? goths prefer the dark * lightbulb? candles here, mate * etc... |
| The best thing to do with a sleeping BrumGoth is : | Take photos of it being all ickle and cute (and then use for blackmail purposes later). |
| The most useful lesson I ever learnt on a Brumgoff night out is : | Sorry, haven't taken that module yet, maybe next term :) |
| Any additional comments : | Like a job application form, this. Okay, is there much opportunity for career progression in your company, and will I be able to improve my range of skills? |