| Name : | Richard Wallman |
| Nickname : | MurkyGoth |
| Section 1 - History |
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| Town of birth : | Luton, Bedfordshire |
| Least favourite nickname at school : | Walnut |
| Years in Brum/Date of most recent visit : | 6ish |
| Length of time on BrumGoth : | Since the beginning...and before |
| Brumgoth you've known the longest : | Probably Vampy |
| "My first snog was really... : | nice, actually." |
| Section 2 - Geography |
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| Current Home : | Boldmere, Sutton Coldfield |
| Clubs commonly visited : | Eddies |
| How often are you in Edwards No8 nightclub : | Whenever I have the funds/time |
| Favourite pub in Brum : | Toreador (RIP) |
| "The most amusing place I ever fell asleep was : | On the floor in a hospital after getting mugged" |
| Section 3 - Biology |
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| Hair colour : | Black (natural!) |
| Eye colour : | Brown/Green |
| Height : | More than it used to be :) |
| Weight : | More than it used to be :( |
| Biological Sex : | Male |
| Gender (1-Male 10-Female) : | 3 |
| "The most public place I ever had sex was : | In a hotel room. Bex was sleeping in the same room at the time. It wasn't with Bex though - I'm sure she'd have woken up." |
| Section 4 - Maths |
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| Decade of birth : | 70's |
| Mental age : | 400 |
| Number of BrumGoths snogged : | 1 |
| Number of BrumGoths you have ever shared a bed with : | 1 |
| "A BrumGoth in bed is worth : | climbing in after! ;)" |
| Section 5 - Current Affairs |
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| Current profession : | IT Infrastructure Manager |
| Current relationship status : | Married to the lovely Vampy |
| Currents of Raisins : | Neither - manky fruit! Yeuch! Gimme chocolate! |
| Section 6 - Music |
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| Favourite band/artist : | Depends what I feel like... |
| Favourite five songs : | Faithful Dawn - Neverwhere Apoptygma Berzerk - Burnin' Heretic (album version) Snake River Conspiracy - Homicide Die Krupps - Fatherland Peter Murphy - Cuts you up
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| Favourite five albums : | Sisters - Overbombing Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures Star Industry - Iron Dust Crush Apoptygma Berzerk - 7 Horatii - Riposte
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| Most annoying record ever written : | Everything I have to listen to 4 times a day at work because people are too damned lazy/stupid to change the bloody CD! |
| Section 7 - Cookery |
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| "Pizza is : | a strange thing to do with a naan bread." |
| If we had a party, what could you make food-wise : | My amazing non-rising cakes. |
| Section 8 - Fashion |
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| Favourite item of clothing : | Original Sisters 'F**k Me' T-Shirt |
| Most embarrassing item of clothing : | None. They get destroyed. |
| Number of boots owned : | 2 |
| Number of combat trousers owned : | 4 |
| Number of stockings owned : | None (I steal Vampys!) |
| Last clothing purchase : | Wedding outfit! |
| Next clothing purchase : | Trousers, probably... |
| "I would not be seen dead in Edwards No8 nightclub in : | flared sk8r jeans with chains hanging off." |
| Section 9 - Philosophy |
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| "The best way to make coffee is : | To tell the waiter to bring some after you've finished your curry." |
| How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? : | I know this one! It only takes me and Zesty. He (being larger than me) sits on my shoulders and changes the lightbulb while everyone else takes photographs of the upside-down human pyramid. Bastards. |
| The best thing to do with a sleeping BrumGoth is : | Take off and nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure |
| The most useful lesson I ever learnt on a Brumgoff night out is : | Nathan (Toxic Pixie) will try to snog everyone when he gets drunk! |
| Any additional comments : | See above. |