| Name : | David Phillips |
| Nickname : | Fuzzygoth |
| Section 1 - History |
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| Town of birth : | Glasgow, Scotland |
| Least favourite nickname at school : | Poby, the bastiches at my school were not imaginitive maybe why they are pushing prams and i work for a living, me bitter noooo |
| Years in Brum/Date of most recent visit : | Used to live out in Malvern, now been here a year. |
| Length of time on BrumGoth : | a year or two ? |
| Brumgoth you've known the longest : | memory not being my strong point i would likely say at a guess the eminent mr eddy hurst |
| "My first snog was really... : | bigamous - in school i ended up going out with 2 girls at the same time (their choice not mine) and i kissed them so they'd leave me in peace to play football." |
| Section 2 - Geography |
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| Current Home : | Glasgow, Scotland |
| Clubs commonly visited : | Bedlam, Amantis, Vain, Ascencion, the Mission, The Citrus Club, Edwards No 8 when i'm in the area and slimelight |
| How often are you in Edwards No8 nightclub : | As often as i can but not often enough |
| Favourite pub in Brum : | I can't remember the name a sleezy rock pub across from the peg |
| "The most amusing place I ever fell asleep was : | face down drunk in a puddle, my mate found me blowing bubbles passed out in the puddle and took me in side." |
| Section 3 - Biology |
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| Hair colour : | black, brown with no dye |
| Eye colour : | no idea people say i have StRaNgE eyes |
| Height : | about 6' i think |
| Weight : | too damn heavy :p |
| Biological Sex : | Male |
| Gender (1-Male 10-Female) : | 2 i think |
| "The most public place I ever had sex was : | I have quite a few i think behind a college at night with the lights going on was the most public :)" |
| Section 4 - Maths |
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| Decade of birth : | 70's *ewwww* |
| Mental age : | 28 :p |
| Number of BrumGoths snogged : | 0 i think |
| Number of BrumGoths you have ever shared a bed with : | 0 i think |
| "A BrumGoth in bed is worth : | no, the normal end to this saying is too rude :p" |
| Section 5 - Current Affairs |
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| Current profession : | Web Developer |
| Current relationship status : | Single |
| Currents of Raisins : | raisins |
| Section 6 - Music |
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| Favourite band/artist : | Danger Danger/Poison :p |
| Favourite five songs : | Danger Danger - dead, drunk and wasted Poison - Nothin but a good time SPOCK - Dr McCoy The Mission - Blood Brothers Punk Version - I would walk 500 miles
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| Favourite five albums : | don't do albums
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| Most annoying record ever written : | itsy witsy tenny weeny polka dot bakini by the twat with huge specks |
| Section 7 - Cookery |
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| "Pizza is : | mmmmmmm pizza ... esspecially the local spicy chicken pizza from the shop in my home town ... just bliss" |
| If we had a party, what could you make food-wise : | I can't cook, so i'd bring lots of extra alcahol and hope no one noticed as they would be too drunk :p |
| Section 8 - Fashion |
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| Favourite item of clothing : | skin tight black jeans, can't live without them |
| Most embarrassing item of clothing : | the red pvc catsuit, the tight red pvc catsuit *shudder* i was young stupid and drunk |
| Number of boots owned : | 2 |
| Number of combat trousers owned : | 2 |
| Number of stockings owned : | 0 |
| Last clothing purchase : | Pvc jeans and a big white pirate shirt |
| Next clothing purchase : | adam and the ants style jacket in black pvc :) |
| "I would not be seen dead in Edwards No8 nightclub in : | a 70's style afro haircut with flares" |
| Section 9 - Philosophy |
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| "The best way to make coffee is : | so thick and strong the spoon stands up or disolves" |
| How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? : | one, were dead clever us goths |
| The best thing to do with a sleeping BrumGoth is : | roll them over so you can sleep too |
| The most useful lesson I ever learnt on a Brumgoff night out is : | if someone hands you a unmarked bottle of voldka don't drink it, its probably polish :P |
| Any additional comments : | I want to move to brum damn it :( |