| Name : | Steve Mellor |
| Nickname : | /Mel/ |
| Section 1 - History |
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| Town of birth : | Stoke-on-Trent |
| Least favourite nickname at school : | Smellor |
| Years in Brum/Date of most recent visit : | 6 months (early 80's) / couple of weeks ago. |
| Length of time on BrumGoth : | I dunno (I don't lurk). |
| Brumgoth you've known the longest : | Boglin? |
| "My first snog was really... : | a very long time ago. Much like my last snog then (though the two are not the same)." |
| Section 2 - Geography |
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| Current Home : | Coventry |
| Clubs commonly visited : | Heresy, Morpheus Project, Exile, Mercat. |
| How often are you in Edwards No8 nightclub : | Very rarely. |
| Favourite pub in Brum : | Mercat |
| "The most amusing place I ever fell asleep was : | next to a couple shagging in Edwards. Though actually they weren't shagging when I fell asleep." |
| Section 3 - Biology |
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| Hair colour : | Ginger & grey. |
| Eye colour : | Brown |
| Height : | 6'3'' |
| Weight : | Dunno. |
| Biological Sex : | Male |
| Gender (1-Male 10-Female) : | 1 |
| "The most public place I ever had sex was : | On a swing. Actually, we kept laughing and falling off, so it doesn't really count." |
| Section 4 - Maths |
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| Decade of birth : | 60's. |
| Mental age : | 17 |
| Number of BrumGoths snogged : | Dunno |
| Number of BrumGoths you have ever shared a bed with : | Dunno |
| "A BrumGoth in bed is worth : | another one free." |
| Section 5 - Current Affairs |
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| Current profession : | Boring |
| Current relationship status : | Also boring. |
| Currents of Raisins : | Neither |
| Section 6 - Music |
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| Favourite band/artist : | Not clear cut. |
| Favourite five songs : | Bauhaus - Passion Of Lovers Barber - Adagio For Strings Juno Reactor - Ice Cube Cure - A Forest Cocteau Twins - Bluebell Knoll
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| Favourite five albums : | Dunno
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| Most annoying record ever written : | Dunno |
| Section 7 - Cookery |
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| "Pizza is : | " |
| If we had a party, what could you make food-wise : | |
| Section 8 - Fashion |
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| Favourite item of clothing : | Cat design waistcoat. |
| Most embarrassing item of clothing : | A very short dressing gown - that can be *very* embarassing if I'm not careful. |
| Number of boots owned : | 0 |
| Number of combat trousers owned : | 0 |
| Number of stockings owned : | 0 |
| Last clothing purchase : | Blue top from Psyclone. |
| Next clothing purchase : | New winkle-pickers, if I can find some. |
| "I would not be seen dead in Edwards No8 nightclub in : | Frilly stuff." |
| Section 9 - Philosophy |
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| "The best way to make coffee is : | get someone else to do it." |
| How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? : | Depends if it's a candle effect bulb or a UV one. |
| The best thing to do with a sleeping BrumGoth is : | Not having to walk back to Coventry. |
| The most useful lesson I ever learnt on a Brumgoff night out is : | Lost in the mists of alcohol. |
| Any additional comments : | |